I also had superpowers and you were all, “EJ I LOVE YOU!” And I was all, “I’m sorry incredibly hot friend who just realized she’s loved me this whole time, I have to go save the world from aliens. Do not forget the night of passionate lovemaking we had.” And then she faints and then I fly off only to return to wake her up and do the nasty all over again. And then my dad knocks on the door and is all, “EJ! WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR HALF AN HOUR!?!”
So yea, totes thinking about you.
(Source: satansbaby)
FINE! I’ll get out from under your bed….jeez…
(Source: jordalynne)
Dear Past EJ: You did alright. The fact that I’m alive and well enough to contemplate on my past failures is good enough for me.
(Source: memecollection)
Ok you caught me! Really if I could be with anyone, I’d be with a sexy, lady version of me. Sorry about that…